Diurnal Journal - On Occasion

Not everyone from Cali is weird. Just the ones in Bezerkeley

Cherished Young Lady:

 

And you have the tralatitious and trenchent temerity to lay the charge of verbal machinations at my feet!

With your generous permission, I will add your little cutie to my Lexicon of Aspersions.

 

How come you people don't have the right time of day out there in la-la land?

 

La-la-land? I take an enormous amount of offence to that. If Northern California had its way, we'd jettison everything south of Big Sur into the Pacific. Bleep them, I tell you! La-la-land indeed *snort*

Also: your big words make my head hurt. I actually had to use a *gasp* dictionary! You must subscribe to Webster's Word-Of-The-Day...I should start reading those emails. In future, stop using words that force me to learn more about my native tongue hehe

Kind Lady:

 

1st. If you would like a bigger plate for your enormous offence, please advise.

 

2nd. While you are at it, you can jettison everything west and south of the Hudson River. America has no need for the provinces or outlieing districts. I suggest that you keep your diving gear at hand. You never know, the next little shake and you may be in the drink.

 

3rd. Your polycrastic desire will be taken into consideration.

 

We've had a lot of little shakes lately...or so they say. I haven't felt anything yet. *shrug* YOU CAN'T SCARE ME AWAY, YA YANKEE BUM!!!

docoflove is female! Hmmm, learn something new everyday.

docoflove is female! Hmmm, learn something new everyday.

 

Go to her blog and you can see a pic of her - and - some excellent other pics.

docoflove is female! Hmmm, learn something new everyday.

 

Aye, laddie...female through and through. Amazing how many people have assumed that I was male!

Go easy on P. Clodius. He's from Great Britain.

It's all good, dudes

 

(I'd put a hippie smiley on, but it's not one of the ones listed...alas, it would have fit so nicely!)