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The Truth


Gaius Octavius

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Now that that rebel, Pantagathus, has driven me to the vine and the stalk, I tell all. As you may or may not know, I have some good looking babe visiting me while the Domina is abroad. She is 21. Now, her sister, who is 16, is going to visit Ameica. She's a knock out also. They will be staying with me next weekend. The building will go beserk! The men will be jealous and the women won't be able to hold their water until the Domina comes home and they tell all. When they were nippers, I bounced them on my knees and was their best friend. Now, the elder won't pour me a libation. Won't buy me a little bell to summon the Domina when I want firewater. Gave the elder the run of the place. So, if I dare say: "Get me some grapes.", I get the retort: "Please!?". The younger one once stuck her index finger in my face, to put me in order! Should have strangled them a long time ago. Love 'em.

 

Some of the comments on sundry threads on the Forum have reminded me of 'Cyrano', so if you will excuse me for a few hours, I am going to watch the movie. (If I can get the bloody machine to obey instructions.) And ' Love At First Bite", that is if I can make it to the living room without a collapse of my now rubber legs. Thank you, you Greek!

 

Sigh,

:ph34r:

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Now Sir,

 

Please abnegate your remonstrance! I would not offer a new frustration after clearing up another!

 

Go check your wine thread... I do believe I laid out the meaning of the aforementioned word quite clearly about page 4. ^_^

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Now Sir,

 

Please abnegate your remonstrance! I would not offer a new frustration after clearing up another!

 

Go check your wine thread... I do believe I laid out the meaning of the aforementioned word quite clearly about page 4. ^_^

 

You most certainly would and you know it very well! ;)

 

Yes! Yes, you did! Pausikraipalos = "Stop the hangover." ;)

 

Is that a Bloody Mary with a raw egg in it or just a raw egg? ;)

 

;)

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