This Calls For The Help Of Priapus!
I have two lovely plants (umbrella plant and some other tropical doodad) that are spending the summer outside so they can grow nice and big and strong.
Problem is that my resident squirrels don't seem to understand that there are no buried acorns in them!
Lately I've come home almost every other day to find the potting soil ravaged; my poor little plant's roots naked and exposed.
Phase 1 for thwarting their barbaric little advances is a nice layer of cayane pepper on the soil. But it seems that Jupiter Pluvius has a different idea today . It is pouring rain now and I think that my 'heated' little message will be diluted.
I must find some alabaster or sandstone and get to work on a Priapus. The joyful one of the phallus may be my only hope.
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