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Gaius Octavius

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Dear Friends:

 

Little Sen. ricky santorum, that mendacious murine mountebank, has announced that WMD's have been found in Eyewreck. A miracle is delivered unto us (once again)!

 

ann couter, that sallow, scoriaceous, sulphovinic, specious specimen, feels that if Rep.Murtha was fragged now, he will have earned one of his two Purple Hearts. I'd give her one for that condyloid face.

 

hiraldo the hirsute, has vomited that he has seen more 'action' than John Kerry did! Yeah! He got punched around on one of his TV shows. It was a Liberal before fox gave It a salary. Went packing in Afganistan, just in case osama strolled by. Now, It would have shown osama how to run.

 

Moonlapse scared the carp out of me! :ph34r: Then he relented! :wub:

 

A mocking bird is serenading us. Now, that's a pleasure.

 

Domina Claudia put together a melange of chicken, veggies and rice with the balance of Pantagathus' chimineychurra. Pretty d_mn_d tasty.

 

The pre-hominoid Dept. of Environmental Protection beings eschewed playing with the water valves today. Didn't have to use alcohol to cleanse the countenance.

 

flush rimflour, the pill popping, pot smoking, draft dodging, serial polygynist, will turn himself in to the magistrates for drug posession. Obfuscation and prevarication are his forte.

 

Share in my joy,

Major Black Adder

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Gaius Octavius

Moonlapse scared the carp out of you? :fish: Cease carping!

I have been waiting for you in ambush! :( :sniper: But shall let you suffer a bit longer for my rescript! :P

Are you perhaps the Baby Eating Bishop of Bath and Wells?

Neither he, nor the Bishop's catamite :fish:

 

Nice 'youtube'.

 

Your Nemesis :(

Black Adder :2guns:

 

P.S.

What did you think of Gaius' "New Product"? Don't keep me on needles and pins. Would you like to buy stock in the new company? <_<

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Gaius Octavius

Hmm..I shall need a cunning plan, indeed one so cunning you could pin a tail to it and call it a weasel ferret.

 

Lord Melchett.

 

My Good Lord Melchett: :wub:

 

Whilst awaiting my rejoinder, cogitate upon this:

Three dots after Hmm...(sic). :P

Cunning? Nay sir! Brilliant! :1eye:

The ontological excrescence of your crossout did not escape my attention. :(

In the meantime, it is my sanguine desire that you do not etiolate. <_<

 

Your servant, sir, :notworthy:

Black Adder :(

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Gaius Octavius

Hmm..I shall need a cunning plan, indeed one so cunning you could pin a tail to it and call it a weasel ferret.

 

Lord Melchett.

 

Good, My Lrod Mlecehtt:

 

Now is the tmie for yuor brilliant wtis to frie on all cydinlers. Raed tihs:

 

The qicuk bowrn fox capred oevr all the lzay dgos.

 

Bob's yuor ucnle. <_<

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Pertinax

Hmm..I shall need a cunning plan, indeed one so cunning you could pin a tail to it and call it a weasel ferret.

 

Lord Melchett.

 

Good, My Lrod Mlecehtt:

 

Now is the tmie for yuor brilliant wtis to frie on all cydinlers. Raed tihs:

 

The qicuk bowrn fox capred oevr all the lzay dgos.

 

Bob's yuor ucnle. <_<

 

Bob? isnt that short for Kate? She is indeed my Uncle!

 

I freely translate the above as " the velocitous vulpeculae gavotted felicitously amidst the somnolent canines"

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Pantagathus

had no doubt you'd appreciate that...

 

I like this one too:

"Oh yes. I could go bat$hit crazy from hating America and run right up to my neighbor, Wayne, and BZZZ! thwack him in the ankles, inflicting a really, really severe minor abrasion. That qualifies as harm, right? My neighbor Wayne qualifies as a human, right? I found it, didn't I?"

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