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Gaius Octavius

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I didn't know that I was supposed to 'PUBLISH' my blog! So it's in a fouled up order. Maybe you can make something of it. Cretan!, Idiot!, that I am! And possibly find it in your hearts to forgive me - some day.

 

My sainted mother used to tell me: "You'll learn - some day."

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Gaius Octavius

Now I understand why your onomatopoeic prestidigitations of pulchritudinous aplomb were so episodically :pimp: infrequent!

 

Beshrew me! I hate you! Truely HATE you! Are you going to have me spend the rest of my miserable, wretched, long suffering, worthless life with my head stuck in a dictionary?

Love,

Gaius :)

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Pertinax

Now I understand why your onomatopoeic prestidigitations of pulchritudinous aplomb were so episodically :pimp: infrequent!

 

Beshrew me! I hate you! Truely HATE you! Are you going to have me spend the rest of my miserable, wretched, long suffering, worthless life with my head stuck in a dictionary?

Love,

Gaius :)

 

yes.

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Gaius Octavius

LOL I've done similar things on occasion...makes you feel like a real dipwad doesn't it? :)

 

Dipwad? When I find out what that means, I will add it to my lexicon of aspersions.

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Gaius Octavius

Now I understand why your onomatopoeic prestidigitations of pulchritudinous aplomb were so episodically :pimp: infrequent!

 

Beshrew me! I hate you! Truely HATE you! Are you going to have me spend the rest of my miserable, wretched, long suffering, worthless life with my head stuck in a dictionary?

Love,

Gaius :)

 

yes.

Just you wait! Just you wait, with baited breath, of course.

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Pertinax

Dipwad? When I find out what that means, I will add it to my lexicon of aspersions.

 

It's synonyms are not as 'PG'

 

Would this be similar to "dipstick" ie: a person of limited intelligence and lacking life skills whose only useful role would be as an inanimate object for the calibration of a oil level in a motor vehicle engine?

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Gaius Octavius

Dipwad? When I find out what that means, I will add it to my lexicon of aspersions.

 

It's synonyms are not as 'PG'

Hah? Now what? Would all y'all kindly remember that my days are numbered, please.

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Gaius Octavius

Dipwad? When I find out what that means, I will add it to my lexicon of aspersions.

 

It's synonyms are not as 'PG'

 

Would this be similar to "dipstick" ie: a person of limited intelligence and lacking life skills whose only useful role would be as an inanimate object for the calibration of a oil level in a motor vehicle engine?

"ie"?, negative! 'i.e.' 'i.e.' Id Est, get it? :)

"a oil level"?, negative, once again! An oil level. 'an oil level', get it? :)

Tounge!, indeed!

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Pertinax

Dipwad? When I find out what that means, I will add it to my lexicon of aspersions.

 

It's synonyms are not as 'PG'

 

Would this be similar to "dipstick" ie: a person of limited intelligence and lacking life skills whose only useful role would be as an inanimate object for the calibration of a oil level in a motor vehicle engine?

"ie"?, negative! 'i.e.' 'i.e.' Id Est, get it? :)

"a oil level"?, negative, once again! An oil level. 'an oil level', get it? :)

Tounge!, indeed!

 

brain/hand/ eye co-ordination sadly lacking after a day of ministering to the sick, needy and witless.

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Gaius Octavius

Pertinax has just offered the perfect PG-13 alternative. The others start dealing with the later portion of the digestive system.

O, Iupiter, why me? The whole world is out to get me! The "later portion o the digestive system"? Hah?

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Gaius Octavius

Dipwad? When I find out what that means, I will add it to my lexicon of aspersions.

 

It's synonyms are not as 'PG'

 

Would this be similar to "dipstick" ie: a person of limited intelligence and lacking life skills whose only useful role would be as an inanimate object for the calibration of a oil level in a motor vehicle engine?

"ie"?, negative! 'i.e.' 'i.e.' Id Est, get it? :)

"a oil level"?, negative, once again! An oil level. 'an oil level', get it? :)

Tounge!, indeed!

 

brain/hand/ eye co-ordination sadly lacking after a day of ministering to the sick, needy and witless.

Don't even let it enter your alleged brain that I missed that little beauty.

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Pertinax

Ahhh, don't tell me I killed this fantasic dialogue! /me flogs self

 

No need for insalubrious self-flagellation , surely the Evil Genius aka E.Blackadder will return to offer more mesocricetic metaphysical expostulations.Or my name is not Melchett.

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Gaius Octavius

Ahhh, don't tell me I killed this fantasic dialogue! /me flogs self

 

Fear not, most excellent Moonlapse, said verbal transgressions are being transacted yet at "Grrrrr". :2guns: There, my most humble self is challenged by two, one of whom has 'Greeked' me with most well earned compliments. :notworthy:

Do not hasten to flog yourself. A more humane penance, such as abstention from firewater, is in order.

My well known clemency forgives the scare you put into me! :wub:

A "certain party's" name is Melchett, stb mud. <_<

 

Edmund, Major Black Adder

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