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Strikes, Searches, & Speechless


caldrail

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Six More Years Of Pain.

 

Falling standards of living, lower pay, fewer jobs, and all the other doom and gloom of austerity predictions. Makes you feel good to be British, doesn't it? I was only a child during the Winter of Discontent. The financial wobbles that ended the yuppie era barely affected me. Well, I'm certainly affected now.

 

Funny isn't it? Today there's a public service strike across Britain. Signs have been posted to invite the public to attend the rallies, and almost everywhere in town there are canvassers attempting to gain our support. I can understand the concerns these people have for their pensions, but I really don't think they understand that we pay for them as well as our own. I suspect their schemes are probably more likely to fund their old age too. Sorry, but no, I'm not interested.

 

As for me, well, I don't seem to be too popular right now. Last night I had two phone calls out of the blue from people who wanted to respond to my efforts to find work. In one case, a training organisation offered me a course on warehousing. Oh brilliant. So I get a piece of paper after a couple of weeks telling me I know how to do the stuff I've been doing for nearly twenty years? I felt like calling him an idiot, but no, these things are sent to try us.

 

The second call was from an agency. "You applied for bar work?" He asked me. Bar work? I don't think so. Mind you, I did apply to your agency earlier today for....

 

"Oh yes" He suddenly remembered, "That admin job. I'll pass the application on to the right desk. The emails must have gone astray."

 

Seems to be a lot of things going astray right now. It isn't the first time I've gotten the bums rush from a job agency. One had phoned me a few weeks ago, the boss herself, and whilst she's never so much as recognised I existed, now she took the trouble to fob me off personally. A few years ago, the boss of another invited me to the office for a personal put down. Funnily enough she advised me to look for bar work. Bit of a coincidence there.

 

Actually some of my woes are spiteful mischief makers attempting to goad me into using my title as an excuse. Sorry, but that's not what my title is for, so I'm afraid that as much as these idiots are enjoying the human talent for crapping on others, it isn't going to happen. Since getting a job from agencies doesn't look like it's going to happen either, I do feel sort of excused from any shame in being unemployed. But don't worry, I'll carry on applying for jobs. That's what the government pay me for after all.

 

Christmas Trees

It isn't just Britain suffering. I see on CBS that Texas is undergoing a harsh drought right now. So bad in fact that one farmer is unable to profit from sales of christmas trees. She grows christmas trees? In Texas? But it's okay. With a mind to offsetting the worst of any further climatic wobbles, she's investing in christmas trees sourced in Arizona.

 

I'm speechless.

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I'd love to sit here and say I'm surprised about the Texan Christmas tree farmer...but I did live there for 6 years :no2:

 

Now, I will say, you can grow the trees quite well in that state. Eastern Texas, particularly around Tyler, is known for its pine groves.

 

As for the drought, um, well, the state has been in some form of drought for decades, and many think that it's the 'normal' for most of the state. But such climates don't usually mix well with rising populations. I wonder what Slick Rick (the guv) plans on doing to save the state?

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You have a slight advantage over me there it must be said. The trouble is my impressions of Texas and Arizona come from watching cowoboys ride across the area and it's invariably arid. The thought of apache indians shouting 'mush' and whipping their reindeers to make their sleighs go faster is very hard for me to imagine. With the BBC showing their latest Frozen Planet documentaries right now, you would think someone would tell David Attenborough about it.

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Arizona is quite arid, yes...it is, after all, a desert.

 

Texas, well, only the western third of the state is arid. The rest is incredibly humid as a result of the Gulf of Mexico. In fact, it's the start of Tornado Alley, as the cold fronts come in from the northwest. For 6 months of the year, most of that state is sticky, like humidity levels of 70%+, and when coupled with 90'-110'F temps for those 6 months, it's hellish. When I first moved down there, I came from a very hot place (Central Valley of California, although it's a dry heat), but it still took my body 3 days to figure out how in the the name of all that's holy to cool down.

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What? You mean... Hollywood has lied to us? Texas is habitable? I jest of course. Actually when you think about it the histories I've read about the american west do often mention cattle farming and such, so obviously there must have been something there for them to eat. Like juicy fresh christmas trees maybe :D

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