Oh no. So many vacancies to apply for, so little time. Sadly I only have precious minutes left before the library computer warns me to save my work or else, so I'll leave you with the news headlines.

Woman helps baby walk downstairs. You just know it's going to end in tears.

Caldrail helps foreigner use computer. No really, the poor man couldn't speak a word of english and needed to contact the Foreign Office for permission to stay in England. My good deed for the day.

Man gets shouted at by girlfriend. Hilarious. Poor bloke didn't stand a chance. I almost rang for an ambulance.

Librarian makes sarky comment. Sorry, didn't listen, too busy.

Well that's it for Caldrails newsflash. Hope to write something more interesting tommorrow when... Hang on, I need to dsave my work... And hopefully something interesting will (Session terminated)