caldrail's Blog

You forgot about the caveat at the bottom, the small print:

"If you actually get solace from any of this advice, you probably need more help than we can give you. Really, you need to seek out professional mental therapy. By the way, it's sunny and projected to be near 80'F in Santa Clara, California, home of Yahoo...so we're having a nice day. No idea if you will, too."

Bah! Humbug! Why would I spend oodles of cash on therapy? I've got a copy of Grand Theft Auto on my computer. I'm currently taking over San Andreas. Nobody likes me. Only this way I get to shoot people and stuff heh heh heh oh.

 

Darn. Busted. Now I'll have to start over outside the local police station... Life is so unfair...

*Wah wah wah waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah*

I know when I'm beaten