Todays entry is not going to be an epic literary adventure of colossal importance. I'm not feeling well. I have a bug. Not one of those creepy crawly things, though I have evicted a few over the last couple of weeks, but a virus type of bug, a malicious little bacterial psychopath that has reduced me to a coughing, spluttering, dull eyed and slack jawed health problem.

It's like being drunk without the fun bits. Also I suspect I won't be waking up with a traffic cone in my bed.

This Week On Discovery

I see from the news that the Discovery Channel headquarters were in a hostage situation with a gunman recently. In true Hollywood style, the SWAT guys went in and sorted it. That much you probably know already.

Perhaps now Discovery will stop doing Shark Week? Someone was bound to complain eventually.

Stigness Lost

My world is irrevocably changed. The Stig, Top Gear's most famous android, is revealed as Ben Collins. All this time and I thought it was me. All my dreams crushed brutally. That's it, I'm selling my scalextric.