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Witch-doctor Watch

M. Porcius Cato

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American religious broadcaster and all-around wacko Pat Robertson was talking to God recently (or at least stopped taking his meds), when Robertson learned that Israeli prime minister Ariel Sharon's stroke was caused by the Vengeance of God. Apparently God is none-too-pleased about the Likud-founder/bolting prime minister

"dividing God's land" .

 

No word from Robertson yet about why God was OK with Saladin and his little capture of Jerusalem. Maybe God just likes turbans. Or maybe Pat Robertson isn't really the question-asking type.

 

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Gaius Octavius

Like the old gods, God plays with mankind. He tells Osama and the mullahs one thing and the always wrong reverendo robberson, a member of the Society of Holy Immaculate Telereverendos (S.H.I.T. for short), another. The northeast is going to get whacked with a tsunami undoubtedly because of Harvard, Yale, The NY Times, NPR, etc. (You are safe out there in the provinces; your elections are properly fixed.) But that's OK by me. My homestead will become waterfront property as it rests on the highest point in Brooklyn (The Heart of America).

Did you know that el wrongo is a slum lord in Brooklyn and a dealer in blood diamonds?

Pray brethern and sistern, pray! Oh!, don't forget to send gold.

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