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God bless the Onion!

 

BTW, I throw my hard-earned money either in the Money Hole or down my toilet. It is my right as an American to make my choice. And I exercise it daily.

 

(Ok, that's as long as I could play that one straight...now I'm laughing too hard!)

Note how they give you unbiased coverage by including a contrary opinion.

"I don't take money from special interests, and if I did, I'd throw it right in the hole."

 

hahaha.