About six months ago my boss, AD, threw me over the side and sailed away into stormy waters. Well, he just rang me. Again. Apparently he's under the illusion that I work for one of the companies he deals with.

No, AD, I'm unemployed.

"Oh... Ah.... So.... How are you?"

Unemployed.

I think the old guy is slowly losing it. Apart from the fact he's still employed beyond retirement and driving around in expensive luxury saloons. It does make you wonder how the old ship is doing....

Library News of the Week

The new library is almost finished. At the end of this week, the temporary library will close for three weeks while they move, leaving me largely stranded in terms of internet use. Thats going to look good at my quarterly claims interview....

I think my liferaft is taking on water. Got any shark repellent?