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...And off in the distance one hears the pleaful sounds of the smallest violin in the world being played just for the Bunny Boiler and her beloved club...

I can see where this is going Caldrail............ You go down the pub, have a few beers, get a little bit tipsy and then on your way home who do you bump into but non other than DS wandering aimlessly around Rushy Platt, feeling a little bit sorry for her because she has that lost puppy look about her, you decide to perform your good deed for the day and invite her back to yours to watch the latest zombie flick. Obviously once the movie gets going and starts getting scary, she cuddles up to you and buries her frightened little head into your manly chest and before you know it you're returning the favour and have your head buried in her ample chest!!!!! And then one thing leads to another...............

And then one thing leads to another...............

 

Bow chicka bowow...

I can see where this is going Caldrail............ You go down the pub, have a few beers, get a little bit tipsy and then on your way home who do you bump into but non other than DS wandering aimlessly around Rushy Platt, feeling a little bit sorry for her because she has that lost puppy look about her, you decide to perform your good deed for the day and invite her back to yours to watch the latest zombie flick. Obviously once the movie gets going and starts getting scary, she cuddles up to you and buries her frightened little head into your manly chest and before you know it you're returning the favour and have your head buried in her ample chest!!!!! And then one thing leads to another...............

 

Erm... No. DS is banned from Rushey Platt as a social undesirable. Even we have our limits!