Diurnal Journal - On Occasion

Nobody loves me? OK, I'll throw in 1,000 Green Stamps!

 

Nobody loves me? OK, I'll throw in 1,000 Green Stamps!

 

 

How about a swap: a copy of my own work " - I Made $100 in Real Estate" for a copy of your "Monograph "?

 

If you act quickly I'll include two of my latest: " - Tax Shelters for the Poor " and " - How to Convert your Family Room into a Garage "

 

What say ye?

Faustus

F., is yours a 'solo' work, or a collaboration with others?

Will consider your offer. And, of course, will KIM.

Nobody loves me? OK, I'll throw in 1,000 Green Stamps!

 

 

How about a swap: a copy of my own work " - I Made $100 in Real Estate" for a copy of your "Monograph "? [Could I still buy a stamp with 100 bucks?]

 

If you act quickly I'll include two of my latest: " - Tax Shelters for the Poor " [dubya gave me a copy!] and " - How to Convert your Family Room into a Garage " [Need a whole basement for my Pleasure Barge!]

 

What say ye?

Faustus

 

But, I am an easy mark. Throw in one billion air miles so that I can get from La Guardia to Republic to commit some nefarious crime, and you have a deal! While you are at it, throw in some pre-certified rebates - so that I can get the dynamite on the prop-job.

 

How can I go further? I already gave up a C-Note rebate for a 69 buck purchase, and 1,000 green stamps in my first counter-offer. Sorry, I don't deal in air-miles.

 

[Need a whole basement for my Pleasure Barge!] Careful that might mean your "Converstion Pit" would have to be moved. (Oh well that would reduce the risk of your stumblng into it after "medicating")

"Medicating"? Did you mean 'meditating' - on all sorts of capricious twaddle? Or, are you simply unknowingly 'feeding' me?

 

Or, are you simply unknowingly 'feeding' me?

 

Maybe . . .

 

 

 

Those who are not self aware

are transparent as it were . . .

The Passionate State of Mind

(Eric Hoffer)