caldrail's Blog

Deer mister coldrail?

 

Were iz sout karolineuh! were iz pushy pratt! duz deze plasez hav al kida or terrorizimists or liberillizmissts! i stil hav som girl skouts that i kan send over 2 u. They kan bring fredom $ demokrazy 2 dose plasez! Kum on down 2 the ranch & u kan b mi nu best frend? r u a kompasshunist konservvatimizmist! if u luze 2 dose spitkraft bad guyz il hav mi supremz fiks the skore! r u playying poool@ luk il b owt of a jobb sune! ikan run doze plasez.

 

dubya

Well if you've just joined us that was apparently a reaction from George Bush. We'll have an in depth translation of that on the hour. Meanwhile, in other news....

 

Park to become top tourist attraction

How many times have I heard this about Swindon? Every so often they have this great scheme to put the town on the map, to make a bright, lively place to be, a town to be proud of.

 

Trouble is, it hasn't occured to these ambitious planners that the average swindoner isn't interested in anything except clubbing on a saturday night, clubbing pensioners for chip money, or clubbing together in various third world ghettoes.

 

Top tourist attraction eh? I wonder what the admission charge is going to be?

deer mister coldrail#

 

watz wit dese swindlerz! du u wnat mor oar wood u lik to sen dem to me! most uv mine r in the slamer now & de rest r on the wa? eye cud use som more swindlerz.

 

yur pal,

dubya