Exciting News From Albion
Hello, I'm Caldrail, she isn't, and you're reading The Albion News Network (brought to you by International Portakabins - "We don't break windows").
Todays headlines - Major logisitics company fail to deliver parcels.... Warehouse manager under investigation for failing to meet deadlines.... Security guard mocked for failing to send Caldrail to the right door.....Office girl sacked for failing....
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In other news, Brittania is to be removed from british coinage. What?!!! How dare they?!!! A symbol of our defunct empire is to be consigned to the rubbish bin, another cornerstone of our heritage erased in our governments quest to rebuild Britain as a third world banana republic. How else can they get us to sign up for the United States of Europe? In order to become europeans they must first disassemble british patriotism. It must be said that british history isn't taught in schools anymore, and kids are educated to feel embarrased and dismissive of past achievements. Why do they want us to part of Europe? It gets their name in the history books. It'll all end in tears eventually. After all, this move toward a united europe is an unconcious effort to recreate the Roman Empire. Thing is, Europe cannot offer anything we don't already have, so thats another reason why Britain is being pulled apart bit by bit.
Ban politicians. Vote Rushey Platt!
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