This is a little late in coming as it goes to subscribers first.

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My Children:

The babbling and lying is all over in Iowa! But the air-waves are still polluted with the gas heads' condescending explanations of how, when, where, and why. Look, this is how it stands:

Rev. Huckleberry vs Obama :: Faith vs Hope. No Charity whatsoever.

Headlines in November:

Obama Sweeps South Carolina, Florida, and Ohio. Wins By Landslide.

Rev. Huckleberry Takes NY. Swears Himself in as Prez.

Bloomberg Elected Veep.

Osama Invited to White House for Tea & Pita.

Bush & chinney Cuffed.

Flush Rimflour Administers Auto D' Fe to Himself.

And now, let the gouging, swearing, and lying commence in New Hampsheershire!

I propose that Ohio be renamed Ocato. Just as easy, and makes more sense. Why?, some may ask.

News stories I would have liked to have heard:

Man gets a hair cut in Albania. Wetbacks used by Bechtel to build border fence and tunnels. Ron Paul takes a regular last name - Smith. Sen._______ goes into 'The Closet' directly from the men's room. Mayhem at the Vatican - Pope converts to Islam - Dalai Lama takes over. Bush wins Pulitzer. Hitler's love child found in UK. NY to tax sex. Plush Plim-Plammer goes Liberal. Prince Charles accepts US throne - primary B/S finished forever.

Now, me buckos, take your lithium pill; put some aspirin in a handy spot, and grab hold of your chairs:

Ron Paul was the only one who made any sense yesterday in those 'debates'!!! Still amongst the 'quick'? Let me know, so that I may clean out the 'recent'.

A man never really loses his hair. It simply wanders from his pate to his eyebrows, nostrils, cheeks, and ears.

I have a question: If a Moslem man blows himself, (and a gaggle of others), to kingdom come, he gets 71 virgins. Right? Now, if a woman of the same persuasion, does likewise, what does she get?

I ask; you tell.

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