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Mistaken Identity


caldrail

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I've been shouted at by a woman as I left work yesterday. Don't know why - she just started on me and gave her opinions as to my capability. Yeah whatever lady, just keep taking the pills. No doubt she's bragging to her friends and family about how she saw me off, but could my lookalike please stop upsetting everyone?

 

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The banner hung on the front of the church I passed on the way to work said - 'Join the Alpha Course - Discover the meaning of life'. Isn't that typical of christian marketing? Attract all those unhappy and depressed individuals passing by and tempt them with optimism, hopes, dreams, and finally try to sell them a ticket to paradise (redeemable on death). A shop a few doors down had another sign - 'Jesus is King of Kings, Lord of Lords'. Obviously someone has done the Alpha Course. Shame he didn't finish the masters degree in business really, since then he wouldn't have been depressed by his 'closed for business' sign last year.

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Tahhh Daaahhh! Faster than a bullet! More powerful than a speeding locomotive! Leaps tall buildings in a single bound! It's Supergirl to the rescue!!! Out of the West comes Nomina Domina in her Vampire schmata, and takes vengeance on the errant broad. :suprise::ph34r:

 

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Bingo, N.D.! Now tell C. what a 'schmata' is. :lol:

 

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"Schmata" is Yiddish for "a cheap piece of cloth; tawdry dress; rag" etc.

 

The irony of it is that what I was wearing (which was so cattily criticized by my clearly vampire-phobic, more-than-somewhat racist, and not-a-little-bit ignorant loudmouth antagonist) was a rather expensive, richly-woven, ankle-length, 100-percent alpaca-wool poncho. Which I had purchased last October and blogged about in Shopping Advice from Strangers.

 

-- Nephele

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