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2008!

Gaius Octavius

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For the New Year, GO RESOLVES to:

 

Stop bugging the Lost Soul, My Lady Sophia, Doll, My Lords Pantagathus & Pertinax, The G-Man, MPC, and of course, the most highly esteemed and honourable "Fair is fair, young man,....".

 

Start bugging Domina Nomina, Kosmo, Viggen, The Klingon, GPM, JR, Faustus, and Moonlapse.

 

Stop imbibing of wine, whisky, and beer - while posting to UNRV. :lol:

 

Stop posting in enigmas so as not to confuse great minds. :o

 

Not to use talking smilies!

 

Stop lying. :D

 

 

 

For 2008, GO PREDICTS:

 

Maladict will be elected pope - of the Pastafarians. :D

 

Basil Fawlty and Hyacinth Bouquet will take over the management of The Ritz.

 

Now that Tony Blair has made the Leap, Prince Charles will convert to Catholicism, thus driving the Royal Family, and Parliament into apoplexy, to say nothing about giving the now plurality Catholiics untolled great belly guffaws! :lol:

Guy Fawkes will be declared a Saint!

 

My Lord Pantagathus will be found skulking around some Grecian village - plotzed.

 

God will stop having chin wags with georgius Secundus, Osama, and the Telereverendos.

 

My Lords Pertinax & Pantagathus will open 'Smoke & Beer Cafes' in San Francisco and Amsterdam. :DB)

 

"Fair is fair, young man,...." will be deported to Russia and/or shot for a trophy. :(

 

PP will write up the history of Pope Gaius (really!).

 

N.N. will make a 1:1 model of the Colosseum.

 

Domina Nomina will be thrown off of the dole! :lol:

 

Cicero, Brutus, and Cato will be declared saints - in the Cult of the Flying Pizza.

 

Faustus & Ursus will have their pants sued off for copyright infringement!

 

Caldrail will win a Certified Pre-Owned 50 year old jalopy.

 

GO will suffer eternal 'Damnatio' - smashed!

 

 

HAPPY NEW YEAR ALL Y'ALL!

 

 

 

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Lost_Warrior
Basil Fawlty and Hyacinth Bouquet will take over the management of The Ritz.

 

It's spelled "Bucket". (pssst...that's the joke...everyone pronounces her name wrong and she gets pissed...)

 

I love both of those shows. I wish Fawlty Towers was still airing in the States. Hyacinth cracks me up though, she kind of reminds me of my grandmother on speed.

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Klingan

Bugging the Klingon!!?? Don't the great Pater Arcanae know that we are a warrior race as the Germans? Not even Caesar bugged the Germans!

 

At least not more then a few dozen times :suprise:

 

Oh well the Germans never had spaceships!

 

Edit: Anyone but me who agrees that we should add that pope smiley to the regular ones? :lol:

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